i hate to wait...

firstly, i just got the news that brittany murphy is dead!!!
i luv to her her in 8 mile with eminem....
that's not the real story i want to tell youolls.....
pagi tadi mak kejut ajak teman die beli tiket untuk akak.
i pown dengan malas2 pun bangun ar jugak (walaupun niat dihati nak tido sampai tengahari)
after drop adek kat rumah kawan dier because she has a reunion party, kami trus gi KTM...
then i saw a lot of people line up at the counter....
besenyer kte kne ambek number that wait until out number be called...
rpe2nyer system down plak ari nie...
i pown trus r bratur bersama2 orang yang laen..
orang dah start resah gelisah sebab kaunter to still panggil number...
i dah start curious sbb tgok ramai keling2 yang mengelilingi kaunter sambil bising2...
biasa r.... keling.... wat ala2 hindraf r...
cina pown ramai gak... bau agk ermmmmmmm... uweek!!
i trus bersabar......
then, system dah ok and orang ramai terus serbu kat tempat ambek number!!!
nasib baik i tak kne hempap ngan keling2 yang ader...
and nasib baek i nie badan agak kecik so bleh selit2 celah orang...
i dapat number 1066 but time tu baru number 1047...
can u imagine yang we need to wait about an hour just to buy a piece of paper as a ticket for my sister to go to KL Central in order to attend her class!!!.
ape yang i bengang is, pekerja KTM agak ramai kat situ but neither one of then ader inesetif to solve the problem padahal ramai orang dah start bising2...
kalu kte kat india, kompem KTM dah kene bakar!!! hehehehehe
nasib baek kat KTM ipoh and orang malaysia still berhemah lagi...
system yang digunapakai oleh KTM x efektif and bleh dikatakan agak lembab.
so....if pengurus KTM read this post, "please find a way to cekapkan or mantapkan lagi pengurusan dan operasi KTM agar dapat memberikan perkhidmatan yang lancar kepada para pelanggan..
*aku potong jari teddy aku r kalau ader pengurus KTM bce blog aku!! hehehehehe

daddy....

my dad had a big motorcycle called'kawasaki vulcan'.
he bought that on by sister birthday but obviously, not for my sister!!
so... my dad is a BIKER... an old man who had a big bike!!!

this is my dad.....................that's me(ignore me) and the bike..
so... i have no problem with the bike but i sort of had a probs with the helmet..
at first, my dad just used a normal helmet like apek jual sayur helmet..
then, he used a real motorcycle helmet...
the helmet was quite heavy so when we go to thailand, he bought this one helmet..
corak askar,half helmet(mcm horse rider pkai tu)..
sekali pandang, just like melon stuck on top of his head..
a swear to god..the helmet was super hideous..
i would never wear it although in the emergency situation..
*wlaupun akan kne tahan ngan polis sbb x pkai helmet!!! sanggup!!!!
i wish i can upload the photo of the melon helmet but x der dalam simpanan..
hahahahahaha
so, whan i was in form 5, aku tumpang member g tuisyen( which is aku selalu ponteng) opss...
daddy bought for me one black-shoel-full black tinted helmet..
gler glamorous cos my helmet was one of the kind!!
i use the helmet until i was and upper 6 and STOP using it...
so... because my bro bagi pinjam the hideous helmet to his stupid friend yang hilangkan helmet tu..
daddy take over my helmet..
until my helmet dah hancur lunyai and sangat buruk!!!
then daddy beli another helmet yang cantek bergaya....
dengkinyer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and... daddy bleh plak cakap,
"this is my helmet.. read my lips, MY hELMET. so only me and myself only who has power to wear this helmet"...
not even i.... i cannot wear his helmet...
his elegent helmet!!!!
my daddy was so SELFISH!!(not jual ikan)...
one day... akan ku curi and pkai helmet die and pusing keliling ipoh menjaja helmetnyer!!!
hahahahahahaha( gelak prof.klon)

nieces drive me crazy!!!

since my new niece born, i always called her sara( her name is jasmin).
maybe x bese lagi kowt...
and a few days ago, jasmin cried like a maniac...
kne sampuk hantu??? i don't know.... maybe...
even nurse kt klinik pun suh mintak air penawar...
so, my head got dizzin everytimes she cried.....
then, yesterday....
mak come out with this one petua orang tua2...
menurut kata mak,
if nak baby berhenti menangis, mandikan die dekat celah kangkang abah dier!!
hahahahaha... i'm like... WTF!!!!!!!!!!
so giler... macam nak buat nasik kangkang jer....
hehehehe....
another story,
one day, ayah balik.. and sara like crazy odd turtle when she saw her atuk...
atuk...atuk...atuk....(makin me annoyed sometimes)*but she's so cute...
and after ayah change into his kaen pelekat, mak saw something dekat kaki ayah..
setompok darah.....
and ayah cakap yang tadi die kena gigit ngan pacat time g kebun..
suddenly, sara ambek one kayu and ketuk kaki ayah.
we just like, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????"
hahahahahhahahaha........

at last!!

assalamualaikum dan salam 1 malaysia...
(bunyi yang agak poyo tp nie r mukadimah yg aku dpt pikir skrang)
*dah macam pembaca berita RTM1.hehehehe
semalam secara rasmi result untuk student UITM dah keluar.
tuhan jer taw betapa nevesnyer aku.
sampai cair2 hingus aku memikirkan macam mne ruselt nanti..
aku pagi2 dah bangun and first thing yang aku buat is, try nak check result.
tapi result just kuar after 10 p.m... WTF....
then... aku dah ignore all the things pasal result...
lulus or tak aku dah start nak redha jer...
then, 9.25p.m ader kawan aku sms kta dah bleh nak check result.
melompat aku akibat terlampau excited nak check result for the first time!!
then.............................................................................................................................
server buzy..... line stuck!!!!
cannot get through even for once.....
sungguh hampa( sambil nyanyi lagu ungu~hampa hati ku )
aku try dengan gigihnyer selama a few hours...
then.................................................................................................................................
x dapat gget through jugak!!!!!!
sakit ati+rase mual+annoyed gler+sakit kpala otak+dah penuh butterfly in my stomach smpai ader yang kuar ikut muntot!!!!!!!
in conclusion, tido lagi elok.
aku tido agak lena dengan beberapa mimpi ngeri.... hahahahahahaha
itu perkara standard.......
subuh nie aku sedar yang roomate( gonna be my ex-roomate) juat text me said that she already check her result and lulus smua but not in higher pointer!!!
aku dah agak yakin sebab aku yang tutor dier kadang2...
hehehe
so... aku dah mula resah gelisah macam pepatung hilang mak ayam!!
aku pown merajinkan diri untuk check!!!!
then..................................................................................................................................
aku berjaya lulus wlaupun not so flying colours....
a good start i guess...
alhamdulillah......................

i wonder....

i wonder.........
why rich man just have not-so-many kids???
usually, orang kaya mesti ader sorang dua jer anak.
e.g:dalam citer nur kasih, aliya anak tunggal padahal bapak dier kaya..
tapi, compare to "bersamamu"....
orang2 yang kurang upaya ader like 10 tiny child.. come on!! not fair r....
OKU ader lima orang anak yang dalam lingkungan umur 2-10thn.. pastu tak mampu sara anak and start begging for help using medium tv!!
that's ROCKZZZZZZ
*tp, diorang x mampu cari kerja but still capable to making baby all day long..
hehehehe..

i wonder.......
kenapa wujud program bersamamu sedangkan kerajaan dah sediakan badan kebajikan masyarakat
i know why........
it is because, orang yang telah diAMANAHkan oleh kerajaan untuk mengagihkan bantuan kepada ORANG YANG KURANG KEMAMPUAN(miskin tegar,ibu tunggal,anak yatim,OKU) telah menyalahgunakan kuasa.(not all of them)
sepatutnyer cik bedah balu yang dah berumur 66tahun dan menyara seorang anaknyer yang cacat berumur 35 tahun dan tak mampu untuk melakukan apa2 pekerjaan yang layak untuk mendapat bantuan tapi...
bantuan diberi kepada cik timah si janda-tak-berapa-nak-berhias yang baru diceraikan suami akibat ditangkap curang dengan mengali jual karpet yang mendapat bantuan daripada badan kebajikan masyarakat.
*not so related story...........
aku pernah tengok satu episod bersamamu secara tak sengaja...hehehe
dalam episod tu tunjuk seorang mak cik yang konon2nyer miskin terpaksa menyara 8 orang anaknyer yang masih bersekolah. die tak mampu sampai tahap anak2nyer terpaksa berhenti sekolah.
tapi.........
makcik itu memakai gelang emas yang bleh tahan tebal and rantai yang bleh tahan panjang berserta buah rantai yang kalau ditimbang, ader sampai sekilo dua kowt!
anak perempuan dier yang konon2nyer terpaksa berhenti sekolah kerana tak mampu siap ader wit nak gi cukur kening ala2 pamela anderson and memakai skinny jeans versi minah rempit...
ape nie?????????????????

i wonder...................................................
kenapa aku masih tak kaya macam donald trump?????????
nie sebab aku nie pemalas...
as simple as that!!!!!

hari-hariku..

today like normal, aku try untuk mengajar niece no1(sara) to speak properly.. no more cakap using her own language. wlaupun agak susah but usaha tangga kejayaan..
first...
ajar die nyanyi dlu..
me:sara, follow ape yang auntie buat k!
sara:ok..(mumbling sumthing behind my back)
me:pa pa pa poker face pa pa poker face.. mam mam mam mam
sara: po po pesh mam mam mam mam
*agak ske wlaupun bunyinyer pelik..
me: ok..another one,"i love u"
sara: a bi yuuu..
*ok r... budak umo x smpai 2 thn.. what do u expect.
me: sara sayang auntie..
sara:....(die buat derk pulak)...
*o.m.g.... aku tertekan!!!!
and after that very short lesson, sara start making her face like odd little turtle..




but....
when her mama said,"look, auntie nak tangkap gambar sara"..
this is what she do next,


bajet comel sangat r tu... dah r posing half naked...
so.. i just feel nk teasing her by saying "lorh.. sara nie x comel langsung!! jasmin lagi comel!!"
hehehehe... she was so mad and start doing her favourite things which is 'gigit2 lutut aku'
it's hurt so much taw macam ikan pirana dalam citer setem start gigit tangan youoolls....
x puas ati lagi, she start to show her ugly tongue to me.. lidah yang penuh dengan kesan2 susu formula+susu mama die



this is my real full blood niece yang ting~~~tong~~~

budak2 zaman sekarang.

aku cukup x paham...

kenapa ble gi clubbing diorang nak bangga diri??

ape yang bagus sangat pasal clubbing nie?

maybe aku jer yang berfikiran kampung yang anggap ble gi clubbing nanti orang akan letak sumthing dalam air aku pastu bawak aku balik and end up aku kne rogol... such a paranoid statement nie!! hahahaha

but that's so true... dalam movie pun cerita macam tu.. dalam paper pown tulis macam tu.. dalam internet pown papar bnde mcm tu..

kenapa tetbe aku cakap mcm nie kn? kenapa tetbe aku leh terfikir nak citer pasal bnde nie??

this is what happen,

my bbf(nme terpaksa dirahsiakan) on day telah ber YM bersama aku, then die cakap sumthing yang menarik perhatian aku. die kata die tlah buat seorang lagi kawan dier marah.then, aku tanyer r what's really happen???

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bff aku post kt FB dier,"it taste horible when kissing a druken guys"
then kwn die comment post dier said,"ko x rase lagi mne ko taw"..
that the begginning of the fighthing coz kwn BFF aku nie dlu seorang yang agak ok but since she move to other place, she's started to change. start clubbing, smoking, dating ngan kaum sejenis.... byk r lagi smpai x terluah dek kata2.

but, dengan bangganyer die letak pic die pole dance kat FB ngan MS..

knp yerk?? cter bum..bang.. pasal dier clubbing ngan perasaan yang megah seolah2 dier telah memberi khutbah jumaat dihadapan Nik Aziz..


aku pown x phm....